Parking is at a premium in my neighborhood, as it is in most cities. Sometimes I get a primo spot in front of my house, but sometimes I have to […]
This is a fiction that I formulated in my mind as I experienced part of it for real. I hate group inerviews. I think I’ve mentioned elsewhere in my blog […]
Alternate takes on common horror tropes:
…if he wanted to kill the baby he’d have done it by now.
Their story seemed incredible. Like literally, a story with no credibility…
…rather than speeding off, she carefully put the car into gear and drove away…
I decided to try writing some little stories where the people do the exact right thing that I’m always shouting at them to do in movies and TV shows.
Kopi Luwak is made from the droppings of the civet. It is the most expensive coffee there is and it is said to have a milder smoother, sweeter taste…
In this post I compare this the process of writing jokes and I also talk about an awkward exchange with a comic more famous than me that led me to re-think some of my own thoughts on what can and can’t be said on stage.
I spent all day today working on this blog. Primary improvements include: 1) I edited a few older posts with some new information 2) I figured out what the “featured […]
When I first moved to Baltimore about 7 years ago, I quickly realized that the primary “cool” publication to be associated with was the Baltimore City Paper. They put out […]
Offer: Half of a Subway Sandwich Short Description: I just don’t have the appetite I used to, I bought a 12 inch sub and a can’t finish it now. It […]
This is one of the most worked over portions of this Spell Check inspired creation. I’ve juxtaposed the lines into a trippy sort of newscast…. I’ll consider this a first […]
This Thursday I will be taping an episode of “An Innocent Looking Bookstore” which is my friends’ podcast.It will be posted some time next week. It’s basically a bunch of […]