At the end of the night, I sat there hoping that someone might make me feel better, but no one did and I eventually had to admit that I had no business being around anyone. I made for the parking lot and called my GF to give her a piece of my mind. Just as I said earlier, she was oblivious to my misery, I’d imagined the whole thing and it was all smoothed over within moments, but not before I got pulled over for going 55 in a 35 zone…
I don’t post frequently enough… I start alot of posts that way, but I think it’s neccesary to acknowledge my faults before I can tout all the amzing things I’m […]
I’ve decided to try submitting some of my stuff to other sites. Unfortunately the sites I really like will only take brand new stuff (i.e. not even published on a […]
Well, I just did my round at the Magoobys Comedian of the Year Contest. It could have gone better, but it could have gone a lot worse. I thought for […]
Wanted: Clean Urine Sample Short Description: I need someone who is of similar size, age and lifestyle to me, but who does not do any of the following drugs: Marijuana […]
Offer: Several Items (see description) Short Description: – Women’s clothing (slightly soiled) – Length of Nylon Rope – Pair of Leather gloves (really nice) – Wood Chipper (Only used once) […]
Parking is at a premium in my neighborhood, as it is in most cities. Sometimes I get a primo spot in front of my house, but sometimes I have to […]
I decided to try writing some little stories where the people do the exact right thing that I’m always shouting at them to do in movies and TV shows.
Kopi Luwak is made from the droppings of the civet. It is the most expensive coffee there is and it is said to have a milder smoother, sweeter taste…
In this post I compare this the process of writing jokes and I also talk about an awkward exchange with a comic more famous than me that led me to re-think some of my own thoughts on what can and can’t be said on stage.
I’m looking for artists and illustrators that would like to collaborate. I have several poems and stories which I’ve created using a method I developed called “Spell Check Poetry” There […]
Mark Miller - Creative Person 