8 Rejected Freecycle Posts

I’ve decided to try  submitting some of my stuff to other sites. Unfortunately the sites I really like will only take brand new stuff (i.e. not even published on a personal blog) which means that some of the stuff I’m really proud of that I post here first, is ineligible. So I decided to submit new stuff along the lines of things I’ve already done, and only post it here after it’s been rejected (womp womp)

So here you go, 8 pretend freecycle posts that were for-real rejected by a well respected online magazine (I’m not say which one). I aint even mad or nothing. I’ll find something they like eventually.


1 Offer: One Human Soul – 31208

Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:48 am (PDT).

Posted by: Sacrificial666

I have the soul of an 18 year old sacrificial virgin that gave her life willingly, up for grabs here. It’s currently infused with a mint balm oil tincture but can be easily converted to any number of other forms for your dark arts needs. Discreet and Swift Porch pickup in 31208.


2 Wanted: 16″ Kids Bike 31215

Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:48 am (PDT).

Posted by: miniman

Not to be confused as a bike with 16” rims, I need a bike suitable for a 16″ Child. Preferably a Mountain Bike with hand brakes. Will pickup


3 OFFER- 2 scuba tanks – 31327 (Haigensboro)

Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:49 am (PDT). Posted by: BassMaster52

2 scuba tanks. At least I assume they’re scuba tanks.

They’re in relatively good condition with just a little bit of wear. I don’t really know much else about them though, I found them dragging behind my boat after the regatta last week.


4 OFFER– Speed Boat – 31327 (Haigensboro)

Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:53 am (PDT). Posted by: BassMaster52

There is some wear and tear on this boat probably linked to an incident at the regatta, but it’s still in pretty good shape. Nevertheless I need to get rid of the boat ASAP.

It is docked on pier 22. The keys are under a loose board on the starboard side midway back. First come, first serve.

No questions Asked, No Questions Answered.


5 RE-OFFER: 6” Subway Sub in 31211

Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:56 am (PDT). Posted by: Subfan66

Anyone? This is a really great sandwich, but I don’t like leftovers. As I stated earlier it’s the 2nd 6 inches from a $5 dollar foot long deal I got least week. It’s been under constant refrigeration except for the 20 minutes between my GF’s house and mine. I haven’t bitten off of it or anything.

It has:

Honey Wheat Bread U-Gouge Cut (totally old-school sandwich artistry) Turkey Lettuce Onion Sweet Peppers Bacon Black Olives Low-Fat Mayo Italian Seasoning

Come and get it quick, it looks like it’s only got a few more days of life left in it… before it takes on a life of it’s own (lol) I hate to throw away food.

Last call! Porch pick up in 31211.


6 Offer: books on DIY Taxidermy

Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:30 pm (PDT). Posted by: Scavenger88

Some pages are soiled, and some are stuck together, but there bulk of the info in this book is still legible.

I got a fair amount of use out of it, but in the end it wasn’t detailed enough for my purposes.


7 Wanted: Kid Golf Clubs

Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:31 pm (PDT).

Posted by: Scavenger88

Would love to have a set of clubs made of baby goats for the upcoming Black Metal Golf Scramble and Sacrificial Jamboree. I’ve tried to make a few myself, but the never turned out right, so I figured I’d check here and see what freecycle has to offer.
Thank you for freecycling!


8 TAKEN– One Human Soul – 31208

Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:36 pm (PDT). Posted by: Sacrificial666

Thanks for all the interest, but I found a suitable recipient.