Twitter Archives from Nov 11th – #SuckyActionMovies
Ok, So the idea here was to riff off of action movie titles, but twist them around to make them sound less awesome. Again I’ve decided to leave the tweets […]
Category Archives: Stand-Up Comedy
Twitter Archives from Nov 7th – #CelebrityBooze
On this round of Hashtags Wars, we were all trying to create puns and combos of celebrity names and booze brands…. I think in order to save time I’ll will […]
Halloween Hashtags
Here are some Halloween themed Hashtag War Tweets and Other tweeted thoughts from the month of October. For a bit of an explanation you can refer back to a past […]
Hashtag Wars From My Twitter Archives
Comedy Central has a new show called @Midnight Hosted by Chris Hardwick (@nerdist). It’s a “panel style” show with three comedians per episode, each “competing” for the best quips and […]
New Year New Commitment…
I don’t think I have anyone hanging on my every word out there, but I do know that there are people that follow my blog… So, I’d like to first […]
State of My Comedy Union
Well, I just did my round at the Magoobys Comedian of the Year Contest. It could have gone better, but it could have gone a lot worse. I thought for […]
A Rejected Freecycle Post #3
Wanted: Clean Urine Sample Short Description: I need someone who is of similar size, age and lifestyle to me, but who does not do any of the following drugs: Marijuana […]
A Rejected Freecycle Post #2
Offer: Several Items (see description) Short Description: – Women’s clothing (slightly soiled) – Length of Nylon Rope – Pair of Leather gloves (really nice) – Wood Chipper (Only used once) […]
Reasonable Tales Vol. 2 (horror edition)
Alternate takes on common horror tropes:
…if he wanted to kill the baby he’d have done it by now.
Their story seemed incredible. Like literally, a story with no credibility…
…rather than speeding off, she carefully put the car into gear and drove away…
Reasonable Tales… Vol. 1
I decided to try writing some little stories where the people do the exact right thing that I’m always shouting at them to do in movies and TV shows.
Mark Miller - Creative Person 