Ok, So the idea here was to riff off of action movie titles, but twist them around to make them sound less awesome.
Again I’ve decided to leave the tweets as they were sent out…

Nov. 11th – #SuckyActionMovies

Still there after 60 seconds #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

the French Canadian Connection #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Returned #SuckyActionMovies @midnight
“I don’t know who you are, but thanks for returning my wallet that I left on the subway”

Mission: Kimpossible #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

the Bourne Strong Suggestion #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Warmth #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Slightly Injure Bill #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Second Action Hero #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Silverhawk Down #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Peter Pandorum #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

the Notebook #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

How Stella Got Her Groove Back #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Matrix IV: Ctr Alt Del #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Conan the Librarian #SuckyActionMovies @midnight @alyankovic

Beverly Hills Stop: true stories from a sobriety check point #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Transformers: a tale of AC/DC conversion #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

a Wet Dream on Elm Street #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Total Recall Election #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Whem Dirt Harry Met Sally #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Blood Sport Bloopers and Practical Jokes #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Con-Air-Bud #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

C for Cookie #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Parking with Miss Daisy #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Partial Recall #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Davinci Girl Code #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

The Fortress that was sitting right out in the open #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

RT @wolfsothern Intern of the Jedi #SuckyActionMovies @midnight
Wouldn’t that be a Padowan?

Formerly Men #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Saturday the 14th #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Robo Call #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Robo Cop a Feel #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

the Fisher King Kong Bundy #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Hobo with a Shot Glass #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Glade Runner #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

the Spy Who Shoved Me #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Arm Chair Geddon #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Star Drek II: The Wrath of Kanye: The Taylor Swift Story #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Next to the Seige #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

12 years a Dave: My life as a Dave Thomas Impersonator #SuckyActionMovies @midnight @Wendys  

Kick Boxes: The day after Christmas #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Desperanto (the sequel to Incubus) #SuckyActionMovies @midnight @WilliamShatner

Pre-Dater #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Alien Verses, Sung by a Predator #SuckyActionMovies @midnight

Snakes in a Drain #SuckyActionMovies @midnight
“Good, leave them down there”

When Dirty Harry Met Sally #SuckyActionMovies @midnight  

Blundered Seige #SuckyActionMovies @midnightMark Miller

*If you’re confused by what this all references read this