Ok, So the idea here was to riff off of action movie titles, but twist them around to make them sound less awesome. Again I’ve decided to leave the tweets […]
On this round of Hashtags Wars, we were all trying to create puns and combos of celebrity names and booze brands…. I think in order to save time I’ll will […]
Here are some Halloween themed Hashtag War Tweets and Other tweeted thoughts from the month of October. For a bit of an explanation you can refer back to a past […]
Comedy Central has a new show called @Midnight Hosted by Chris Hardwick (@nerdist). It’s a “panel style” show with three comedians per episode, each “competing” for the best quips and […]
I don’t think I have anyone hanging on my every word out there, but I do know that there are people that follow my blog… So, I’d like to first […]
Well, I just did my round at the Magoobys Comedian of the Year Contest. It could have gone better, but it could have gone a lot worse. I thought for […]
Wanted: Clean Urine Sample Short Description: I need someone who is of similar size, age and lifestyle to me, but who does not do any of the following drugs: Marijuana […]
Offer: Several Items (see description) Short Description: – Women’s clothing (slightly soiled) – Length of Nylon Rope – Pair of Leather gloves (really nice) – Wood Chipper (Only used once) […]
Alternate takes on common horror tropes:
…if he wanted to kill the baby he’d have done it by now.
Their story seemed incredible. Like literally, a story with no credibility…
…rather than speeding off, she carefully put the car into gear and drove away…
I decided to try writing some little stories where the people do the exact right thing that I’m always shouting at them to do in movies and TV shows.