Paranormal Top Chef – Another Spell Check Creation
Her ales were carefully duplicated by generations, but this was a new game…
Her ales were carefully duplicated by generations, but this was a new game…
…But alas, mankind is mired like a hick in elk shit
I’ll sweep through the night to gulp the sky…
… All dues will slide like a shovel full of salted jade …
… As they dig mazes and aim moss at the solution. …
Can anyone undo the malaise of these slack jawed children?…
OUR JUDO MUST NOT FAIL
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Alternate takes on common horror tropes:
…if he wanted to kill the baby he’d have done it by now.
Their story seemed incredible. Like literally, a story with no credibility…
…rather than speeding off, she carefully put the car into gear and drove away…
I decided to try writing some little stories where the people do the exact right thing that I’m always shouting at them to do in movies and TV shows.