Ebola is scary…
but treatable, if you live in America and don’t act like an idiot by insisting on going out into the general population after being exposed and possibley exposing others. Yet every morning, it seems there’s a new outraged aide worker refusing to self quarantine…. That’s SELF QUARANTINE…. In their own house!
I can understand Kaci Hickox’s outrage over the conditions in NJ. She was forced to stay in a tent in a parking lot and expected to stay there for 3 weeks, but I really don’t understand why she’s still upset over being asked to stay home for 21 days, in her own home.
I can only come to two conclusions:
1) her house sucks and she doesn’t have Netflix…
2) she is not a real American.
What kind of a person would hire a civil rights lawyer…
and raise a big stink because the government is ordering them to stay home and do nothing? That’s not the America I know and hear people complain about all the time on Fox News. The America I know is comprised of people who want nothing more than to stay home and do nothing, so she must not be a real American. She must be a terrorist of some kind. You know who never stopped working, never took a day off even though he was on kidney dialysis? That’s right Osama Bin FREAKIN Laden…
Of course that’s an absurd suggestion,
so what must really be happening is that she must be some sort of a saint who went to Africa to help Ebola Patients and now that she’s home, wants to continue to go to work as a nurse and help more people, in which case…
She deserves a free Netflix account
As well as a Flat Screen HDTV and a Craftmatic adjustable chair…. all of which to enjoy while on her 21 day stay-cation.
While we’re at it, why not hook her up with free food delivery for the duration and a few free nights at a swanky resort after she recovers/ proves she’s not infected.
We should not treat these people like ET, but we definitely shouldn’t let them keep crying about civil rights at every turn, just because we want them to exercise a little caution and chill out for a few days.
What we SHOULD do, is give them Free Entertainment and comfortable digs for the duration of their quarantine. We should also hook them up with all of the products they will inevitably fall in love with as they watch countless hours of TV. Shoot if we get them the P90X DVDs on day one, they might actually come out of quarantine leaner and meaner than ever.
If they’re butt hurt over loss of pay, then give them one of those Nielson family boxes or pay them to log footage for one of those TV clip shows…
What I’m really trying to say here is that I have ideas to solve these problems and I should be named Ebola Czar.
Mark Miller - Creative Person 